MY TWO BESETTING SINS
Perhaps it would be best to tell of two of my besetting sins, for there were others, but these
two seemed to get me into more difficulties than the others, at least for the time being. These were
"Fishing and Swimming". Of course these are not sins within themselves, but the craving which I
had for these two sports often led to results which were far from pleasant.
When out of school I would work faithfully all week if I could only extract the promise of a
trip to the creek on Saturday afternoon. Of course these times were well merited, but my trouble
came from those unmerited and unpermitted occasions, such as when I would go after the cows or
to cut wood, then would, after grabbing my hook and line, get excited by the nibble of some little
fish, hardly more than a "top water," until cows or wood was forgotten. Then I had to pay off. Such
experiences were too frequent to tell but I will pass on one little incident which will explain
I had often been told that colored people really knew how to catch fish, so I had long
waited for an opportunity to get at least one lesson in this art. At last the opportunity came. About a
mile and a half through the "piney-woods" back of the homestead was a large family of colored
folk who sometimes worked for us, and my father would then go and do some plowing for them as
pay for their work. One day it fell my lot to go along and help plant some corn. My grandmother asked me to be back by one o'clock sharp to help in the garden. We had worked hard and our work
was finished about eleven o'clock. I mean the corn-planting, for my father yet had work to do. One
of these black boys suggested going fishing in the little creek near the place. Actually the creek
was about ten feet wide at the widest points, but Joshua assured me there were "big fish" in it, and
that he knew how to catch them, so this was enough for me. We got bait and were soon on the way.
It may have been 11: 30 by now, but what of it, I had only a mile and a half to go before one
o'clock. Dinner meant little to me in view of learning how to catch "big fish," then after this I could
run fast through the woods and get home in time for the garden work at one o'clock. Here was my
opportunity, so we soon had our hooks in the water. Of course we had to "spit on the worms," first
in order to entice the fish. I must confess they didn't bite quite as fast as they should, and the time
was going very swiftly. After a few drops here and there with no results my confidence was
beginning to be a bit shaken in my "teacher's" ability until suddenly his cork went under. With
much excitement I saw him pull something out of the water part way -- at least five or six inches,
then it sank -- and my heart sank with it, for the hook swung free. It is true that it looked more like a
snake than a fish, but Joshua said it was a great fish and that we would soon catch it again. Yes, it
was true that I would soon "catch it," but not this "whale" whose head had been pulled out of the
water.
With soaring hopes we tried to persuade the "big fish" to come for our worms again, but he
was gone for ever. With a sigh I got a side glance of the sun which had already taken a westward
slant. Then I remembered something! I didn't mean to be rude toward Joshua, but I gave a bound
like a wild Indian with my feet fleeing in the direction of the homestead. No time to follow the
trail! A short cut was taken through the "piney-woods," out through the "black jacks" and on
through the "black berry briars" with my broad-brimmed straw hat in hand. A few tumbles caused
by "possum grape" vines were the order of the hour, but no time to nurse bruises now. There was
no time to even think of them, for my mind was fully occupied with enlarging the "big fish" story
and yet make it sound reasonable. By this time I sighted the garden and "Mamma" too, for she had
been there for an hour. I entered the gate panting like a "puff-adder" and at the same time trying to
get "mamma" excited about the uncaught "whale." I had hoped to change her thoughts and modify
her intentions, but she wasn't excited in the least and seemed altogether unchangeable in her
intentions as was demonstrated by the fact that she was headed directly toward an untrimmed apple
tree, but the trimming soon began for both the apple tree and the fisherman. The "whale" story
came to a sudden stop. There is no need to waste ink and paper in telling my readers what
transpired that afternoon in the garden, but it might be well for you to learn that the bruises which I
got from the "possum grape" vines were "not'in a' tal." This took place about forty years ago, but
somehow I remember it well. That was my first and last fishing lesson from Joshua.
"The Ole Swimmin' Hole"
Experiences in this direction are too numerous to note, but I will yield to the temptation
long enough to record one unforgettable incident.
The "blackberry" season was on, so it was my delight to hear mamma say, "Tolbert, I want
you to take this bucket and go get me enough berries to make a 'cobbler' and 'hurry back.' Do you
hear?" "Yes, Marnm," as always, came the reply, and the berry "picker" was headed for the "berry
patch" and "the . . . ." Time was an important item, so with hat in one hand and bucket in the other he bounded away like a runaway horse. Somehow the berries were unusually scarce that afternoon,
then the search was suddenly interrupted by familiar sounds coming from farther down the creek.
There had been recent rains and the water was fine. The suggestion came from somewhere that
"perhaps" the berries are more plentiful down that way." Berries were scarce everywhere that
afternoon, but what a day for a swim! Yes, there was the gang and what a time they were having!
And there were those two "Saxon boys" who were noted as "very bad boys" and "mamma" had
said that under no condition was I to play with them. What was I to do? It was too late now for the
gang had spied me! "Come on in," they cried. There were thoughts plenty, and something said,
"No," but clothes were shed and the fun began while time was fleeing.
Before too long the "berry boy" said something about having to go, but it didn't take too
much persuasion to keep him a bit longer. Oh, yonder is one of those "Saxon boys" out and already
dressed! It is time to go. Just as I climbed out of the creek in the direction of my "shirt and pants" I
saw them slipping through the woods in the hands of that "Saxon boy." I called for him to stop, but
on he went in the direction of his home. I began running after him at full speed and yelling for him
to stop, but the faster I ran, the faster he flew, and since he was much larger, I realized that I was in
trouble, and besides there I was with nothing on but "birthday clothes" . . . as naked as a skinned
rabbit. The "black jacks," black berry briars and "possum grape" vines wrapping themselves about
my flesh were none too comfortable, but even these things were not my big problems just then. I am
sure no philosopher ever had more thoughts fly through his head in so short a time. I both
remembered and anticipated, but with no pleasure. Without a doubt I remembered the day when
Joshua gave me the lesson on how to catch "big fish," and of what I did catch in the garden. I
remembered "mamma" said, "Have nothing to do with those Saxon boys." Then I featured having to
go home in that condition with only an empty bucket and my straw hat. Woe would be unto my
shirtless back and pantless legs. On and on we ran. I knew it would not be nice to chase this boy to
his home like this . . such a predicament! About the time I was ready to give up the race this bad
boy dropped my clothes and slipped on out of the reach of flying "chunks," for by this time my
anger was in a rage. No berries that day, but I had another trip to the garden late that afternoon.
This time "mamma" trimmed a peach tree in order to adapt some "shelalies." You can guess the
rest. The good woman never did learn of my escapade with the Saxon boy. I thought she gave me
enough as it was.
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