Bumper Stickers 3

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!

BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?