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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.

Don't force it, get a larger hammer.

Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

It works better if you plug it in.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

Few women admit their age, Few men act it!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!