Things to ponder 6

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? 

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON 
stick to the pan? 

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking if
pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of
congress? 

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the 
same?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck 
together? 

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of 
parachutes? 

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is 
prohibited there? 

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? 

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's 
license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? 

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?