Things to ponder 2

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but
a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? 

Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites? 

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean 
to make terrible? 

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. 
And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and 
a car rusts and...

If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take 
another road. That's why the highway department made so many
of them.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the 
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Try a little kindness. As little as possible. Into every life
some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.